Russel Peter's Show
I believe almost everyone have heard of this guy, from the internet, DVD just because of all his jokes. Yup, a comedian from Canada. I was there for the show in Manchester yesterday and I would comment is fabulous! The jokes from his guest and Russel Peters famous racist jokes.
The special guest came up with this about all those parental advisory tv rpogrammes. We watch it quite often when the mother of the son says:" Please help me. I do not know what to do with my boy!" Oh yeah! Jr Simpsons then said:" You are so tall and he is so small. Fuck him off!" This came with exagerated versions of movement.....
Kids nowadays dream a lot of being professional, for example nurse. Well the nurse uniform actually cost about £140 and now you can get it from Ann Summers for only £24.99. Happy Halloween! LOL
I kinda do the same things that guys do which is going into standby mode. Everytime my boyfriend ask me what I am thinking of, I reply nothing. Of course, he's not gonna trust me. The same goes with girls, it applies to all female.....Think about it. So guys might get a shock when you suddenly approach him and ask what is he thinking off! When you do not believe them, they will have to start making up something to tell you! Thanks to Russel Peters, I finally understand what's going on in my mind.
For Malaysians and Singaporeans, we are famous for our 'la' ending now. Russel do not seems to know Malaysia well and he ask one of the audience who is a Malaysian that do we do the same shit as Singaporeans. "Where you stay la?" "L.A" "Oh, LA la" It might not be funny to all of us but when somebody imitate us in a foreign accent, that is gonna be so funny. I love the part where he say about George Bush and India. Try imagine it in indian accent. "George, come. Come. Do you like mangoes?" "Yeah, I love it" This is how the indian exchange the nuclear information from the US president! Another US president joke? The candidate running agaisnt Bush was in the debate telling the crowd that the job opportunities are moving towardds other countries like India. All of them...But what about the sex phone line?
"I want sexy woman in leather."
"Sorry sir, we do not produce leather goods here. They are unharmed animals."
What else? Bulls, cows are worshiped in India!
We always got discriminate by the locals, whites. Same applies to the brown people. UK has the largest Indian population apart from India in the whole world. This is because the English started to go over to India and root there for 400 years. When they decided to leave the country, the indians start telling them:" NO, we are coming with you. Without us, what you gonna eat?" LOL.
When the Manchester brown people are "boo-ing" the London brown people and London brown people doing the same, they gonna meet in Birmingham for a fight! As a reminder, Birmingham has the largest brown people community in the country!
The special guest came up with this about all those parental advisory tv rpogrammes. We watch it quite often when the mother of the son says:" Please help me. I do not know what to do with my boy!" Oh yeah! Jr Simpsons then said:" You are so tall and he is so small. Fuck him off!" This came with exagerated versions of movement.....
Kids nowadays dream a lot of being professional, for example nurse. Well the nurse uniform actually cost about £140 and now you can get it from Ann Summers for only £24.99. Happy Halloween! LOL
I kinda do the same things that guys do which is going into standby mode. Everytime my boyfriend ask me what I am thinking of, I reply nothing. Of course, he's not gonna trust me. The same goes with girls, it applies to all female.....Think about it. So guys might get a shock when you suddenly approach him and ask what is he thinking off! When you do not believe them, they will have to start making up something to tell you! Thanks to Russel Peters, I finally understand what's going on in my mind.
For Malaysians and Singaporeans, we are famous for our 'la' ending now. Russel do not seems to know Malaysia well and he ask one of the audience who is a Malaysian that do we do the same shit as Singaporeans. "Where you stay la?" "L.A" "Oh, LA la" It might not be funny to all of us but when somebody imitate us in a foreign accent, that is gonna be so funny. I love the part where he say about George Bush and India. Try imagine it in indian accent. "George, come. Come. Do you like mangoes?" "Yeah, I love it" This is how the indian exchange the nuclear information from the US president! Another US president joke? The candidate running agaisnt Bush was in the debate telling the crowd that the job opportunities are moving towardds other countries like India. All of them...But what about the sex phone line?
"I want sexy woman in leather."
"Sorry sir, we do not produce leather goods here. They are unharmed animals."
What else? Bulls, cows are worshiped in India!
We always got discriminate by the locals, whites. Same applies to the brown people. UK has the largest Indian population apart from India in the whole world. This is because the English started to go over to India and root there for 400 years. When they decided to leave the country, the indians start telling them:" NO, we are coming with you. Without us, what you gonna eat?" LOL.
When the Manchester brown people are "boo-ing" the London brown people and London brown people doing the same, they gonna meet in Birmingham for a fight! As a reminder, Birmingham has the largest brown people community in the country!
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